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Hello, I'm the little burrito that just crossed the Mexican border. J/K Don't call the INS on me! I came here with papers a very long time ago! I think or I was told. I'm Latina but not Mexican. You'll find out what I am if you keep reading.
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My Cooking Adventures:

1)I forgot I had a pan of oil on the stove top. I heard a loud pop then fire. So, I grabbed the pan put it into the sink and splashed water on it. BAD IDEA!!! It got worse. The curtains caught on fire. So I took the pan out of the sink; went outside stood there holding it with just a long shirt and panties on. Stupid, huh? =P
2)I stuck a cinnamon roll into the microwave for 15mins but the box said 15sec. I read it wrong. So, the fire alarm went off, the house was full of smoke, 3 police cars and 2 fire trucks came. =) My cinnamon roll was on fire and the turn table cracked in half.
3)I tried 2 boil an egg in the microwave once I removed the egg from it, it popped and I had red marks on my face. ='(
4)Omg, never roll Beignets (french doughnuts) into balls and fry them. It'll start popping out of the fryer and hit someone!

Ya'll keep laughing about my cooking! You'll see I'll be a top chef in no time. They're always looking for someone with my expertise. I make the good chefs look better!